“I may be crazy, but it keeps me from going insane.”
- Waylon Jennings
“Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.”
- Harriet Beecher Stowe
“Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn’t go far didn’t see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.”
- Tim Allen
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“The price of success is hard work, dedication to the job at hand, and the determination that whether we win or lose, we have applied the best of ourselves to the task at hand.”
- Vince Lombardi
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“I was born at the age of twelve on an MGM lot.”
- Judy Garland
“Family is not an important thing. It’s everything.”
- Michael J. Fox
“If you have the opportunity to play this game of life you need to appreciate every moment. a lot of people don’t appreciate the moment until it’s passed.”
- Kanye West
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“If you drink don’t drive. Don’t even putt.”
- Dean Martin
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“The difficulty lies not so much in developing new ideas as in escaping from old ones.”
- John Maynard Keynes
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“Drinking water is like washing out your insides. The water will cleanse the system, fill you up, decrease your caloric load and improve the function of all your tissues.”
- Kevin R. Stone
“What you don’t know would make a great book.”
- Sydney Smith
“I’ve been on a calendar, but I’ve never been on time.”
- Marilyn Monroe
“Sometimes if you want to see a change for the better, you have to take things into your own hands.”
- Clint Eastwood
“Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law.”
- Hubert H. Humphrey
“What lies behind you and what lies in front of you, pales in comparison to what lies inside of you.”
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Take care of all your memories. For you cannot relive them.”
- Bob Dylan
“People are negative no matter what you do.”
- Cher
“Love is not only something you feel, it is something you do.”
- David Wilkerson
“The future starts today, not tomorrow.”
- Pope John Paul II
“Other than the laws of physics, rules have never really worked out for me.”
- Craig Ferguson
“There’s nothing greater in the world than when somebody on the team does something good, and everybody gathers around to pat him on the back.”
- Billy Martin
“Just because a man lacks the use of his eyes doesn’t mean he lacks vision.”
- Stevie Wonder
“When you’re born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you’re born in America, you get a front row seat.”
- George Carlin
“Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it’s always your choice.”
- Wayne Dyer
“If you are not doing what you love, you are wasting your time.”
- Billy Joel