The secret of a happy marriage is finding the right person. You know they’re right if you love to be with them all the time.
- Julia Child
Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money.
- Gary Larson
Disney has the best casting. If he doesn’t like an actor he just tears him up.
- Alfred Hitchcock
Faith is not belief. Belief is passive. Faith is active.
- Edith Hamilton
I woke up and realized life is great and people are awesome and life is worth living.
- Hulk Hogan
Hard times always lead to something great.
- Betsey Johnson
Don’t worry what people say or what people think. Be yourself.
- Brett Hull
That action is best which procures the greatest happiness for the greatest numbers.
- Francis Hutcheson
Right actions in the future are the best apologies for bad actions in the past.
- Tryon Edwards
Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.
- Lucille Ball
If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.
- Bruce Barton
Not the fruit of experience, but experience itself, is the end.
- Walter Pater
I would rather be respected than elected.
- Charles Edison
To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself.
- Francis Marion Crawford
I am not afraid of the pen, or the scaffold, or the sword. I will tell the truth wherever I please.
- Mary Harris Jones
What people think in their heart gets out, no matter how much they try to hide it.
- Munshi Premchand
Looks like it’s going to cost me to use IFTTT this year. Was hoping I could continue using the free version.
When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.
- Henry Ford
It is well to be alone. It fertilizes the creative impulse.
- Max Nordau
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
- Jim Davis
While seeking revenge, dig two graves - one for yourself.
- *Douglas Horton
Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
- George Bernard Shaw
I believe that laughter is the best emotional Band-Aid in the world. It’s like nature’s Neosporin.
- Matt LeBlanc
Never do things others can do and will do if there are things others cannot do or will not do.
- Amelia Earhart
My own little rule was two for one. If one of my teammates got knocked down, then I knocked down two on the other team.
- Don Drysdale